Paddy and Seamus in a pickup truck drove to the lumberyard. Paddy walked in to the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.”
The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”
Paddy said, “I’ll go check,” and went back to the truck. He returned a minute later and said, “Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”
“All right. How long do you need them?”
Paddy paused for a minute and said, “I’d better go check.”
After a while, Paddy returned to the office and said, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house.”
Tongues are wagging over President Obama wearing flip-flops while on vacation in Hawaii last week.
With the worldwide population expected to exceed seven billion in 2011, National Geographic introduces ‘7 Billion,’ offering a broad overview of demographic trends that got us to today and will impact us all tomorrow.
Thanks Mike (From Spain)
Unfortunately, because of the morons around us we do need these labels.