Actual calls received at a public golf course

Staff:     Golf course, may I help you? 
Caller:    What are your green fees? 
Staff:     38 dollars. 
Caller:   Does that include golf? 
 
 
Staff:      Golf course, may I help you? 
Caller:    Yes, I need to get some information from  you. First,is this your correct  phone  number? 
 
 
Staff:      Golf course, may I help you? 
Caller:    Yes, we have a tee time for two weeks from  Friday. What’s the weather going to be like that day? 
   
 
Staff:     Golf course, may I help you? 
Caller:    Yes, I had a tee time for this afternoon but I’m  running late.  Can you 
 still get me out  early? 
 
 
Staff:     Golf course, may I help you? 
Caller:    Yes, do you have one of those areas where you  can buy a bucket of golf balls and 
  hit  them for  practice? 
Staff:    You mean a driving range? 
Caller:   No, that’s not it. 

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Man craps in wrong car

Crapper2The teenager who defecated in a man’s car – mistakenly thinking it was his girlfriend’s – has been convicted and sentenced to probation.

Austin Horries Purifoy, 19, is headed into the U.S. Army, which is aware of the charges, said 3rd Judicial District Attorney prosecutor Michael Heitz.

Unfortunately, the owner of the befouled Honda Civic was turned away from the car wash where he attempted to take the car and had to clean the damage himself, Heitz said.

Leaving work late the night of March 11, the car’s owner reported finding Purifoy in the back seat of his Honda Civic, pulling up his underwear.

“This is your car?” Purifoy said before bolting the scene, according to documents filed in court. “I thought this was Desiree’s car.”

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Caption Contest Winners

We’ve given away all the prizes in the Caption Contest this week.  Congratulations to Scott O., DJ, MCW, CLH and Donna Brown.  Thanks to everyone who participated.  It was hard to decide who won.  Maybe next time we’ll let you guys decide. 

Thanks to the folks at Notifier2  for donating the prizes.

We need more prizes
If you have items we can use as prizes and you’d like a little publicity for your product or company let me know at jonco@bitsandpieces.us

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