The biker

A tough looking biker was riding his Harley through a small town when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge. So he stops.

“What are you doing?” he asks.

“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity to prove he was a classy guy. So he asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a Kiss?”

So, she does.

After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”

Thanks Gene

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