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		<title>1 cowpower car/truck thingy</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:04:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonco</dc:creator>
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		<title>Peeing in the shower</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 23:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonco</dc:creator>
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<p>via</p>
<p>&#160;Now it&#8217;s your turn to fess up.&#160; Tell us the truth.&#160; Remember it&#8217;s anonymous.&#160; Do you pee in the shower?</p>
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<p>&nbsp;Now it&rsquo;s your turn to fess up.&nbsp; Tell us the truth.&nbsp; Remember it&rsquo;s anonymous.&nbsp; Do you pee in the shower?</p>
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		<title>At the restaurant&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonco</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>A man studied the menu long and hard, and finally turned to the waiter for help.</p>
<p>&#160;&#8221;Well,&#8221; said the waiter, &#8220;today our special is chicken on a bed of wild rice with green beans almandine and a nice side salad.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#160;&#8221;That sounds great. How is your chicken prepared?&#8221; </p>
<p>&#8220;We break it to him very gently and tell [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img border="0" alt="Menu" align="right" src="http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/imagesmenu.jpg" />A man studied the menu long and hard, and finally turned to the waiter for help.</p>
<p>&nbsp;&#8221;Well,&#8221; said the waiter, &#8220;today our special is chicken on a bed of wild rice with green beans almandine and a nice side salad.&#8221;</p>
<p>&nbsp;&#8221;That sounds great. How is your chicken prepared?&#8221; </p>
<p>&#8220;We break it to him very gently and tell him it&#8217;s nothing personal.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Toy machine fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonco</dc:creator>
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		<title>Death of the Geico Gecko?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:04:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonco</dc:creator>
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<p>&#160;via</p>
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		<title>Bad acronyms of real companies</title>
		<link>http://bitsandpieces.us/2009/11/20/bad-acronyms-of-real-companies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonco</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>BARF&#160;-&#160; Biologically Appropriate Raw Food </p>
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<p>DOA&#160;-&#160;&#160; Department Of Aging</p>
<p>PISS &#160;Phoenix Islands Settlement Scheme</p>
<p>SAD&#160; &#8211; Singles Awareness Day</p>
<p>SLUT &#8211; South Lake Union Trolley</p>
<p>SHAG &#8211; Senior Housing Assistance Group</p>
<p>SOWS &#8211; Students Of Womens Studies</p>
<p>PMS &#8211; Progressive Management Systems</p>
<p>More here</p>
<p>&#160;via</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>BARF&nbsp;-&nbsp; </strong><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><a href="http://www.barfworld.com/html/barf_diet/barfdiet_reallysaybarf.shtml" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.barfworld.com/html/barf_diet/barfdiet_reallysaybarf.shtml?referer=');">Biologically Appropriate Raw Food</a><font color="#0066cc"> </font></span></p>
<p><img border="0" alt="Barf" src="http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/imagesbarf.png" /></p>
<p><strong>DOA&nbsp;-&nbsp;</strong>&nbsp; <strong>Department Of Aging</strong><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><br /><img border="0" alt="DOA" src="http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/imagesDOA.jpg" /></span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><strong>PISS </strong>&nbsp;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Islands_Settlement_Scheme" target="'_blank" ?? onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_Islands_Settlement_Scheme?referer=');"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic" class="apple-style-span">Phoenix Islands Settlement Scheme</span></a></span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><strong>SAD&nbsp; &ndash; Singles Awareness Day<br /><img border="0" alt="sad" src="http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/imagessad.png" /></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><strong>SLUT &ndash; <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/south_lake_union_streetcar" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/south_lake_union_streetcar?referer=');">South Lake Union Trolley</a><br /><img border="0" alt="slut" src="http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/imagesslut.jpg" /></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><strong>SHAG &ndash; <a href="http://www.housing4seniors.com/arrowhead_gardens.php" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.housing4seniors.com/arrowhead_gardens.php?referer=');">Senior Housing Assistance Group</a><br /><img border="0" alt="shag" src="http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/imagesshag.jpg" /></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><strong>SOWS &ndash; <a href="http://sites.google.com/site/sowsofwashington/home" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/sites.google.com/site/sowsofwashington/home?referer=');">Students Of Womens Studies</a></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><strong>PMS &ndash; Progressive Management Systems<br /><img border="0" alt="pms progressive management systems" src="http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/imagespms_20progressive_20management_20systems.jpg" /></strong></span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><a href="http://www.unfortunateacronyms.com/" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/www.unfortunateacronyms.com/?referer=');">More here</a></span></p>
<p><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"></span>&nbsp;<a href="http://seehere.blogspot.com/" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/seehere.blogspot.com/?referer=');">via</a></p>
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		<title>Defining &#8216;rogue&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:48:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonco</dc:creator>
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<p>With that definition, why would anyone write a book about themself&#160;Going Rogue?</p>
<p>Thanks Paul &#38; J-Walk</p>
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<p>With that definition, why would anyone write a book about themself&nbsp;<strong>Going Rogue</strong>?</p>
<p><em><font color="#808080">Thanks Paul &amp; J-Walk</font></em></p>
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		<title>The good ole&#8217; days</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonco</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>When I were a lad, Momma would send me down to t&#8217;corner store wi&#8217; a dollar, and I&#8217;d come back wi&#8217; five pounds o&#8217; potatoes, two loaves o&#8217; bread, three pints o&#8217; milk, a pound o&#8217; cheese, a packet o&#8217; tea, an&#8217; &#8216;alf a dozen eggs. </p>
<p>Yer can&#8217;t do that now.&#160; Too many damm security [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><img border="0" alt="CornerStore" align="right" src="http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/imagescornerStore.jpg" />When I were a lad, Momma would send me down to t&#8217;corner store wi&#8217; a dollar, and I&#8217;d come back wi&#8217; five pounds o&#8217; potatoes, two loaves o&#8217; bread, three pints o&#8217; milk, a pound o&#8217; cheese, a packet o&#8217; tea, an&#8217; &#8216;alf a dozen eggs. </em></p>
<p><em>Yer can&#8217;t do that now.&nbsp; Too many damm security cameras.</em></p>
<p><em><font color="#808080">Thanks Gene</font></em></p>
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		<title>Medicine Mixing Alert</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonco</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>VERY IMPORTANT TO READ FOR THOSE WHO TAKE MEDICATIONS Especially as we age!! </p>
<p>Most people know not to mix certain medicines without consulting their doctors.&#160; Some medicines cannot be mixed with certain foods&#8230;and certainly most of us know not to mix certain medicines with alcohol&#8230;although, some people think that mixing alcohol and medicine is harmless [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>VERY IMPORTANT TO READ FOR THOSE WHO TAKE MEDICATIONS</strong> <br />Especially as we age!! </p>
<p>Most people know not to mix certain medicines without consulting their doctors.&nbsp; Some medicines cannot be mixed with certain foods&#8230;and certainly most of us know not to mix certain medicines with alcohol&#8230;although, some people think that mixing alcohol and medicine is harmless ..<br />As a public service the AMA and Health Canada have recently published a new warning being distributed via pamphlets in pharmacies across the U.S. and Canada &#8230;<br />&nbsp;</p>
<p>Attached is the cover jacket of the pamphlet:</p>
<p><img border="0" alt="Beer and viagra" src="http://bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/imagesbeer_20and_20viagra.jpg" /></p>
<p><em><font color="#808080">Thanks Mike</font></em></p>
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		<title>That shit won&#8217;t fly</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:31:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonco</dc:creator>
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<p>via</p>
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