Welcome to Cleveland

Given the security measures surrounding modern air travel, it’s virtually impossible to end up on the wrong flight. Unless your plane is diverted unexpectedly, you’re going to land in the city you expected to. And yet, it’s nice to hear the pilot come over the public address system after you land, announcing that you’ve arrived in the right place and, hopefully, the weather is nice, too.

And on the landing approach, maybe you’ll find some landmarks which confirm where you are. Or, maybe a sign or two. Like, say, this:


The only problem?

That roof is in Milwaukee.

Read all about it.


Meanwhile, on a British Airways flight…

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. Just sit back, relax and….. OH, MY GOD !’

Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!’

One Canadian passenger yelled…. ‘For f*�#�k�’s sake …….. You should see the back of mine !!!!

Thanks, Janet
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