Sizing Up Sperm

On the National Geographic Channel’s upcoming TV special, Sizing Up Sperm (AKA Survivor Sperm Island), hundreds of grown men and women don white and run blitzkrieg-style through treacherous terrain in the first-ever live-action adaptation of how mommy and daddy make a baby.

Sizing Up Sperm will air on NatGeo this Sunday, March 14, @ 9PM ET/PT.

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Timing play time

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Tommy the crosseyed turtle

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Is he up for this job?

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Geek Sex Ed

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Mouse to mouse resexitation

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Legal tender?

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Restaurant wants you to have sex in it’s bathroom

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Baseball vs Porn

A man watching a baseball game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple.

 “I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,” he said to his wife.

“For heaven’s sake, watch them have sex,” his wife said.”You already know how to play baseball!”

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Date rape drug warning for men

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