Philosophers Of the 20th Century …

The only reason they say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the strength of the lifeboats.   ~ Jean Kerr…

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.  ~ Prince Philip…

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.  ~ Harrison Ford…

The best cure for Sea Sickness is to sit under a tree.  ~ Spike Milligan…

Kill one man and you’re a murderer, kill a million and you’re a conqueror.  
~ Jean Rostand…

Having more money doesn’t make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I’m just as happy as when I had 48 million.  ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger…

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.  ~ WH Auden…

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.  ~ Betsy Salkind..

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.  ~ Jonathan Winters…

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.  ~ Robert Benchley…

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind – every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.  ~ John Glenn…

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.   ~ David Letterman…

I’m not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. Actually, I’m a billionaire.  ~ Howard Hughes…



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