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Jonco — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:08 +0000

The Newt doing the weather

Jonco — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:08:52 +0000

The year was 1998, and Gingrich was smack dab in the middle of the Clinton impeachment hearings, but he still found time to drop by the headquarters of The Weather Channel in Atlanta to do some guest meteorology. The forecast that day? Partly cloudy with a 90% chance of hypocrisy…

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Romney = Money

Jonco — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:26:35 +0000

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Sneaky

Jonco — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:52:56 +0000

Thanks Gene

Newt and Sarah – 2012

Jonco — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:05:38 +0000

B&P reader and artist, Fred Carrow put together this All In The Family parody.

Thanks Fred

Family Values

Jonco — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:01:44 +0000

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Vote Newt

Jonco — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:21:13 +0000

A parody of a popular Cee-Lo Green song.

Thanks Andrew R

The Candidate Match Game

Jonco — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 15:43:03 +0000

Click on the link and take the test to see who you really like best as a presidential candidate based on policy positions (i.e., personality excluded).

First slide the importance to your bar to the degree of what issues are most important and least important to you accordingly.
Then answer the eleven questions asked of you to see who, by name, you prefer.

Try it. It doesn’t take much time and it’s kind of fun.

The Candidate Match Game

Thanks Gene

The Canada Party – Election 2012

Jonco — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 12:00:03 +0000

Our friends in Canada might have a solution for America.

Warning: Some language NSFW

Thanks DJ

Little Johnny

Jonco — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 03:47:02 +0000

It was the last day before Christmas break and the 6th grade teacher doesn’t know what to do with the class on the last day. It’s about one hour to the final bell.
She comes up with a little game for the 6th graders. She’ll state a well know comment from a famous person and the first to name the famous person gets to go home early. Little Johnny is all excited. He knows that he’s the smartest person in the class and he’ll get the first answer and go home early.

So, the teacher says, class tell me who said “Four scores and seven years ago…” before she could finish, little Sarah shouts out, “Abraham Lincoln.” Very good Sarah, you can go home…. Have a nice holiday.

Little Johnny is upset. In his mind she should not have been given the point since she didn’t raise her hand. But, the next one is his.
Next, the teacher asks, class tell me who said “I have a dream…” again before she could finish and before Johnny could get a breath, little Nancy shouts out, “Martin Luther King.” Very good Nancy. You can go home. Have a nice holiday.

Johnny is really upset now. He’s fuming and doesn’t like these girls getting the best of him. The next one is his, no doubt about it.
The teacher turns back to the class and asks, tell me, who said “Ask not what….” Again, before she could finish, and just when Johnny was starting to yell out the name, little Emily shouts out, “John Kennedy.” Very good Emily, you can go home now. Have a happy holiday.

While the teacher was saying goodbye to Emily, Johnny was ready to burst! He couldn’t stand it anymore. He pounds his fists on the desk and yells out, “I WISH ALL THESE BITCHES WOULD KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT!!”

Startled, the teacher turns to the class and demands, WHO SAID THAT?? Quickly, Johnny stands up and says, “Herman Cain! Can I go home now??”

Thanks Gene