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Barack Obama met with the Queen of England.  He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?   Are there any tips you can give to me?”  ”Well,” said the Queen, “the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”  Obama frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people [...]

Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap. 

When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand print [...]

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