Dog returns home after being carried away by bird

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Really Rick-Rolled

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Assualt with a deadly weapon

Link to the story

Thanks Janet W

Just when you think you’ve seen it all…

Thanks Conan C

Thank God it’s under control

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Johnny Weir too gay for Stars on Ice tour

Johnny Weir too gay for Stars on Ice tour.

In related news, the Pope too Catholic for The Vatican.

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Local television news analysis

After comparing eight Los Angeles television stations, a study has shown that barely half the time is spent covering news.  Here is how a 30 minute newscast breaks down as far as content. (Averaging the eight station’s broadcasts.)

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20ft python eats kid

Another fine Onion News Network report

Thanks Aubrey

Proofreading is a dying art…

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter  This one I caught in the Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.< ?xml:namespace [...]

A message from the grave, I guess?

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