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A sweet little grandmother telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. In a weak, tremulous voice, she asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?” The operator said, “I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room number?” The grandmother said, “Norma Findlay, Room 302.” The [...] …Make sure everything is in hand… and do your self exam. Thanks Mike (From Spain)
Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.” The first kid says, [...] Claudia Mitchell, 28, of Arkansas, demonstrates advanced, multi-degree control of the DEKA Research arm at The Rehabilitation Institute of Chicago. Mitchell, who lost her arm in a motorcycle accident in 2004, underwent targeted muscle reinnervation in 2005. Thanks sg
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A California man is vowing to continue his do-it-yourself sperm donor operation, despite efforts of federal health officials to crack down on the free service. Trent C. Arsenault, 36, of Fremont, Calif., told msnbc.com that he has fathered 14 children – with four more on the way – and donated sperm to between 60 and 75 [...] Artery: The study of paintings Bacteria: Back door of the cafeteria Barium: What u do with dead patients Bowels: A E I O U Caesarean Section: A suburb in Rome Cat scan: A search for kitty D & C: Where Washington is Dilate:To live longer Enema :Not your friend Fester: Quicker Genital: Not [...] An anesthesiologist, an OB, and a midwife walked into a bar… The anesthesiologist ordered a pitcher of stout and a double burger; the OB ordered a Reuben and a bottle of red wine; the midwife ordered their biggest plate of steak and fries with a margarita. They all sat in a booth and shared [...] |
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