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A wrong number text …

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Meanwhile, at the Courthouse…

While conducting some business at the Courthouse, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a M ammogram Technician, say “Your Honor, I’m guilty but….. There were extenuating circumstances.”

The female Judge said, sarcastically, “I’d certainly like to hear those extenuating circumstances.” I did too, so I listened as the lady told […]

 

Down too long

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Plant-based gel can stop bleeding in seconds

Thanks, Scoot  

 

Something new to worry about…

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Doctors Orders

Thanks, DC  

 

Meanwhile, at the doctor…

A brunette goes into a doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

“Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.”

She takes her finger, presses on her elbow, and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she […]

 

A big nose…

Thanks, DJ  

 

The Truth About Meds

Thanks, Ed C  

 

Found Em’

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