1) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.2) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3) A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4) If you hook a [...]
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, You may live in Canada .
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, You may live in Canada ..
If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live [...]
1. Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope 4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond 5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram 6. Time it takes [...]