PLEASE WATCH YOUR KIDS! (Difficult to watch but needs to be seen)
If I had a dollar for every time I got distra… I’m thirsty, could sure use a beer.
I’ve never actually thanked someone who told me I would thank them later.
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won’t cross the street to vote.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.
What do you say when God sneezes?
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
Ever see a walking fish? You have now.
10 Essential Ways to Experience St. Louis Culture
I’ve been to 3 – Never heard of half of the others
Most Misspelled Words By State Wisconsin?