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Kid Falls Off Escalator

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He knew to use a pillow to break his fall. I’m betting he learned that the hard way.

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Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”

The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out, and I’m a little nervous.”

The first kid says, [...]

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To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it’ll make her fat. “I won’t do it any more, Mom,” says the daughter.

The next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. “If I bite my fingernails, I’ll be as fat as that, won’t [...]

Dad interrogates his daughter.

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Thanks Janet B