Kid vs Cat wrestling match

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Redneck baby chair and teething ring

Thanks Bella

A young lady with a plan

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Cooties

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Cutest 911 call you’ll ever hear

Jason Bonham answered a 911 call at the Hancock County, Indiana dispatch. On the line was a five-year-old named Savannah Hensley who reported that her father had trouble breathing. An ambulance was dispatched, and Frank Hensley’s life was saved by her calm but adorable call.

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What kids think about Moms

The following questions were answered by 2nd grade school children:

Why did God make mothers?1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.2. [...]

Big people words

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use ‘Big People’ words,” she was always reminding them.

She asked John what he had done over the weekend?

“I went to visit my Nana.”No, [...]

Puddle hopping

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Books for kids

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Just sittin’ here thinkin’…

… When the Hell is spring coming?

Thanks Gene