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Thanks Ron L

Thanks sg

These notes were confiscated from middle school students.

A few more here

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Ghetto Hikes is a website run by a guy who has the job of leading urban kids (of all races) on nature hikes and campouts.  He just writes down and posts things he hears during the hikes.   Here are a few of the less obscene ones:

Lots more here

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Thanks Mike (From Spain)