Stay Off Your Bicycle

 My wife Andrea found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted […]

It’s just going to get better and better…

Thanks, Sourpuss

The Nun

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as […]

Jokin’ Joe Biden

Thanks, Mike (from Spain)

Harrison Ford’s Broccoli Joke

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Finally, some blond men jokes…

A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”

He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”

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A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.

It says on the envelope “DO NOT […]

Sometimes it’s difficult

Thanks, Mike (from Spain)   I can relate to this.

Meanwhile, at the doctor…

Thanks Ed C

Archaeology around the world

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American […]

Meanwhile, at the pearly gates…

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines:  One line for the men who were true heads of their household,  and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.” “I want all the women to report […]

 
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