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A “C,” an “E-flat,” and a “G” go into a bar. The bartender says: “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries [...] Where is the rake? (Some might say it’s NSFW) Thanks Tommy Salami A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there’s a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He’s been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs [...] A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at [...] A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home.Next to her was a basket containing a number tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.“Hi [...] What’s it like to have sex with an 80 year old woman? A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a coke,’ and turns to the ostrich, ‘What’s yours?’ ‘I’ll have the same,’ says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order ‘That will be $9.40 please,’ and [...] Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ’You died in your sleep, Ralph..’ Ralph was stunned. ‘I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!’ St. Peter said, [...] Okay, everyone is always telling Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes implying that Cajuns aren’t smart. .But anybody who would build a city 10 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats is a damn genius! Thanks Gene A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Here mate, you got any salmon?” to which the barman replies, “No, sorry – we don’t serve food in here”. The duck promptly walks out. The next day he returns, and asks the barman the same question. “Here mate, you got any salmon”. The [...] |
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