Meanwhile, at a hotel restaurant…

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

“This is so embarrassing,” the woman […]

 

It’s time to settle down…

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair […]

 

Bye Bye Buffalo

 

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Mom: The Jokester

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53 Terrible Jokes

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Inappropriate Jokes

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The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop…

A joke that doesn’t go as well as hoped.

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A few classic blonde jokes

Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some carpentry work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, […]

 

Old folks jokes

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’

‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’

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Did you hear about the constipated accountant?

He just couldn’t “budge-it”.

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