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10 reasons college students look forward to Thanksgiving break

10. You’ll know that your turkey is a Butterball rather than a Grade E yet semi-edible fur ball.

9. Your mother will not be serving your mashed potatoes and stuffing with an ice cream scooper.

8. Pumpkin pie is a great alternative to green Jello.

7. After your eighth glass of cider, your emergency [...]

Thanksgiving Song – Adam Sandler

Thanks Dawn B

Happy Thanksgiving!

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES ‘N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP, MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF YOUR THIGHS.  

A cornucopia of Thanksgiving wishes.

Thanks Janet B

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A Turkey’s Lament

Black November

 When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, My big brother Mike took me out on the stoop,

 Then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, And he told me there was something that I had to know;

 His look and his tone I will always remember, When he told me [...]

WKRP Turkey Drop

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A Thanksgiving lesson

Featuring Biola University professor Matthew Weathers

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A Thanksgiving reminder

Thanks Mike (From Spain)

 

Twas the Nite of Thanksgiving

Twas the Nite of ThanksgivingBut I just couldn’t sleep I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. 

The leftovers beckoned - The dark meat and white But I fought the temptation With all of my might 

Tossing and turning With anticipation The thought of a snack Became infatuation. 

So, [...]

When I die…

Thanks Krisgo

 

Occu-Pie

Thanks sg