(o)(o)    Perfect breasts

( + )( + )    Fake silicone breasts

(*)(*)    Perky breasts

(@)(@)    Big nipple breasts

oo    A cups

{ O }{ O }    D cups

( ^ )( ^ )    Cold breasts

(o)(O)    Lopsided breasts

(Q)(O)    Pierced Breasts

(p)(p)    Hanging Tassels Breasts

\ o /\ o/    Grandma’s Breasts

( – )( – )    Against The Shower Door Breasts

| o | | o |    Android Breasts

($)($)    Martha Stewart’s Breasts

(oYo)    Wonderbra breasts.

See also: Assicons, Dickicons and Vagicons



Irish confessional

ConfessionalAn Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. 

There’s a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

On the  other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in.

 “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a  very long time since I’ve been to confession,

but I must first admit that the confessional box

is much more inviting than it used to be.”

The priest replies: “Get out. You’re on my side.”

Thanks Gene