Irish confessional

ConfessionalAn Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. 

There’s a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

On the  other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in.

 “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a  very long time since I’ve been to confession,

but I must first admit that the confessional box

is much more inviting than it used to be.”

The priest replies: “Get out. You’re on my side.”

Thanks Gene