So a friend of mine has a wife that is a nurse, and one of her friends just hit thirty and the biological clock began to tick quite loudly for the woman, who we will refer to as Brenda. As a nurse she works sixty hours a week and does some weekend shifts [...]

I remember when I traded some bottom of the barrel dreck I had let my older sister talk me into buying for an eight track tape from Jethro Tull called “The Best of Jethro Tull MU” which later became the “The Best Of Jethro Tull Vol. 1” This came out in 1975 or [...]

When you woke up this morning you were an hour late. We have time pieces now that are accurate to a rate that we can time just how little we have to do by inventing timepieces to time it. Okay, that aside, we’re now playing with the clock in the manner in which we [...]

Somewhere in Hollywood, some guys for together and pooled up enough money to get both Harrison Ford and Daniel Craig in the same movie, and offer them both enough so neither would ask what the movie was about. Then these guys called a bunch of other actors, none of them particularly well known, [...]

Many years ago I made the mistake of letting my younger sister and her husband move in with me. It was one of those conditional things where they were looking for a place to live, and they just needed to stay awhile, but it turned into one of those things where everyone just [...]

If they put me in charge of everything the first thing I would get rid of is make-up. That may sound odd coming from that 50% of the population who has never had mascara run during a Meg Ryan movie, but the simple truth is this; women ought to look like what they [...]

If Jesus Loves You Why Did He Make you Stupid?

I don’t like religious people. Most people do not like religious people unless they’re just like them, and because there are so few people who really want to put that much effort into a super charged Santa Claus religious people are forced to [...]

If you watch the NFL long enough you will notice a love affair between the fans, the media, the general public, and the position of quarterback. Now, if you are a fan of the game and not a team or some individual player, you have to notice there have been some of the [...]

When it gets right down to it, and it always does, the better team does not always win. I remember Wade Phillips saying that after the Cowboys lost the infamous, “Jessica Simpson Bowl” That was the game played a week after the Cowboy’s Tony Romo was filmed cavorting in the surf with tuna [...]

I’ve never shot anyone for any reason and the one time I came close it was an event that made my physically sick for nearly two weeks. A 911 operator gave a deputy the wrong directions and he wound up on my porch at two in the morning. He thought he was responding [...]