I have a friend who can talk nonstop on any subject for any amount of time she is allowed. This isn’t to say that she is, or isn’t, an expert in any field. This does not address her intelligence or state of mind. But she has an incessant sequence of events that she feels [...]

In the world of the animal kingdom stupidity is rewarded by death.  Furthermore, you’ll never see a lion on the Serengeti get a free meal because he’s too lazy to chase an antelope and you’ll never see an antelope get a free ride to get away from a lion. Out in the real world [...]

I never planned to kill my wife, okay? Let’s get that out of the way and out front before we go any further with this, please. I did, in fact, discuss taking a chainsaw to my house, cutting a hole in the attic the size a small car and building a bonfire. For those [...]

Being away from the pack for almost three days is enough to make me a little iffy but I left the dogs in the hands of someone they have known all their lives and she’s an experienced mutt person. She has two big dogs of her own and I’ve helped her put two of [...]

Back in grade school I had a girl pass me a note in class proclaiming me as one of the ugliest boys alive. Later in life, I discovered this was the first time a girl had flirted with me. I assumed it was an insult and dropped a toad down the back of her [...]

There will come a day when a movie is shown and there are no real humans acting in it at all but we’ll never know the difference. I predict John Wayne will be resurrected digitally and ride into the sunset once more or Elizabeth Taylor will once again be Cleopatra but with Brad Pitt [...]

North Korea is about a quarter of the size of Texas. In other words, if you’re the commander of an American submarine you can pop about two dozen cruise missiles out and hit anywhere in that country anytime you feel like doing it and be far enough away so they won’t know you’re there [...]

Not one to buck a trend but still fawning over my new truck, I decided to head South, where I herd there was warmer weather. I had spent a lot of doe on this truck so I was horrified when “BAMbi!” a white tail and I collided.

I called my insurance agent who was [...]