If Jesus Loves You Why Did He Make you Stupid?

I don’t like religious people. Most people do not like religious people unless they’re just like them, and because there are so few people who really want to put that much effort into a super charged Santa Claus religious people are forced to [...]

If you watch the NFL long enough you will notice a love affair between the fans, the media, the general public, and the position of quarterback. Now, if you are a fan of the game and not a team or some individual player, you have to notice there have been some of the [...]

When it gets right down to it, and it always does, the better team does not always win. I remember Wade Phillips saying that after the Cowboys lost the infamous, “Jessica Simpson Bowl” That was the game played a week after the Cowboy’s Tony Romo was filmed cavorting in the surf with tuna [...]

I’ve never shot anyone for any reason and the one time I came close it was an event that made my physically sick for nearly two weeks. A 911 operator gave a deputy the wrong directions and he wound up on my porch at two in the morning. He thought he was responding [...]

Sometimes I just cannot sleep and sometimes the hamsters in my head keep the wheel turning all night long. Last night it was the subject of same sex marriage. For the life of me, no matter how I look at it, I cannot help but think it’s a truly bad idea. Haven’t they [...]

When “Basic Instinct” came out in 1991 there was a lot of screaming and hollering over the fact there were naked women, and a naked Michael Douglas in the film. Sharon Stone went commando in one scene that shocked so terribly that it was mocked in half a dozen spoof films since then. [...]

When you live in a small town you get small town troubles. You get small town solutions to troubles. You have to remember that when you live in a small, poor town, and that small, poor town has larger and more prosperous towns nearby, the law enforcement you get is going to be [...]

I know a woman with a PhD who cannot parallel park to save her life. She can handle a chainsaw, sharpen an axe, fix plumbing, and she drinks better than most men I know, but the woman cannot put a truck in a curbside parking spot to save her life. Even though I [...]

There are at least a dozen or so photos on my computer of naked women. This isn’t all that unusual but at the same time I don’t have any porn. I don’t understand porn. While you’re watching porn you could be out there trying to get sex, If you can’t get sex I’m [...]

A friend of mine nearly wrecked his marriage playing Halo. He also drank too much, smoked two packs a day, and was obsessed with golf, fishing, and at one point in time, poker. He was always good enough to be better than those who were just good enough but never better thanthose who [...]