It is written…

…and they feared The Saturday, for they knew not whence it came and it brought unto them pain and suffering in the form of a great Hangover. And they fell into despair.
But then The Lager appeared to them as a shining beacon of hope and, even as it had cast them into the shadows, now did it lead them out again into the light. And t…he Hangover was defeated. And there was much rejoicing.

Thanks Maffu