His blood/alcohol content was .08% blood

This was posted on St. Patrick’s Day.

A couple days later this appeared on Reddit.

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Da’ Bunny Dude

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The great stinkymeat experiment

What would happen if you place a plate full of fresh meat out in the wilderness over a couple of weeks?

Find out at Stinkymeat

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Are Pringles going too far?

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Dare he answer?

If he does, I think he’ll get the Honey Smacks too!

Thanks Heehee

Cutting the cheese

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The Mc10:35

From The Consumerist:

Peter has stumbled upon a McDonald’s secret menu item that can only be ordered during the changeover from breakfast to the standard menu. The Mc10:35 is the unholy but oh-so-hot union between the McDouble and Egg McMuffin.

He writes:

I heard about this from a cashier at one of the local McDonald’s. He said [...]

The Lard moves in mysterious ways

Story here

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No speak English

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken [...]

This Vergina’s for you!

From the Macedonian Thrace Brewery in Komotini, Greece, comes a beer that probably tastes great, but sure is hard to say without having a laugh or two (for obvious reasons). According to the company’s website, Vergina (tee-hee) is currently available “in the best clubs and cafes in New York and Chicago.” We’re guessing they didn’t [...]