Today is Siblings Day.
This is a photo of me and my brother Paul. I’m the cute one on the left and he’s the ornery one on the right.
A husband and wife had a tiff. The wife called up her Mum and said, “He fought with me again, I am coming to live with you.”
Mum said, “No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you.