Thanks Miss Silver
1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.
2. Is there something I’m not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?
3. Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs?
4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have an ulterior motive?
5. Hmmm … If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can’t we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?
6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.
7. Hey, no kidding, I’m sure that’s the can opener.
8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn’t given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?
9. If there’s a God, how can He allow neutering/spaying?
10. If that really was the can opener, I’ll play finicky just to let them know who’s boss!
Last minutes with Oden A documentary about the end of a dogs life. Oden suffered from cancer and the pain was too much. Grab some tissue.
I would have crapped my pants!