10 Things a cat thinks about

Thinkingcat1. I could have sworn I heard the can opener.

2. Is there something I’m not getting when humans make noise with their mouths?

3. Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs?

4. I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have an ulterior motive?

5. Hmmm … If dogs serve humans, and humans serve cats, why can’t we cats ever get these stupid dogs to do anything for us?

6. This looks like a good spot for a nap.

7. Hey, no kidding, I’m sure that’s the can opener.

8. Would humans have built a vast and complex civilization of their own if we cats hadn’t given them a reason to invent sofas and can openers in the first place?

9. If there’s a God, how can He allow neutering/spaying?

10. If that really was the can opener, I’ll play finicky just to let them know who’s boss!



Meanwhile, At The 2010 Breeders’ Cup…

For quite possibly the first time in the history of Grade I thoroughbred horse races, two world-class jockeys — three-time Kentucky Derby winner Calvin Borel and 2006 Preakness winner Javier Castellano — had an all-out brawl on live TV following a move by Castellano which cost Borel the race. Borel had to be escorted off the track by several security officials.