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While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, [...] From the Target in Lawrenceville Kansas. Thanks KLAW
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An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing… He asked the trainer that was nearby “What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?” The trainer looked him up and down and said “I would [...] … when it’s time to hang up the car keys and quit driving? When your dog has a look like this on its face. Thanks Janet B Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify, this is the code for you. Senior Texting Code Thanks [...] Walking can add minutes to your life.This enables you at 85 years oldto spend an additional 5 months in a nursinghome at $4,000 per month. My grandpa started walkingfive miles a day when he was 60.Now he’s 97 years oldand we have no idea where the hell he is. I like long walks,especially when [...] Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70 or beyond! 1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run -– anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) [...] In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, “We didn’t have the green thing back in my day.” The clerk responded, ” That’s our problem today. Your generation did [...] |
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