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Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast.“That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.” His wife sympathizes. As they [...] Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.” The clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation [...] I saw the first episode – pretty funny. Thanks sg
~Your kids are becoming you, and you don’t like them. But your grandchildren are perfect! ~Going out is good. Coming home is better! ~When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now, you get discounts on everything: movies, hotels, flights, but you don’t feel like going to the trouble. ~You forget names, but [...] via
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