Thomas, a 70 year old, extremely wealthy widower shows up at the country club with an absolutely gorgeous, breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year old brunette.
She hangs onto his arm and listens intently to his every word.
His usual playing partners and fellow members of the club are baffled and shocked.
At the very first chance, [...]
“$5.37.” That’s what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Jolly Rancher.. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to grab some [...]
Can you do it?
The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the School of Psychiatry at Harvard University. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake.
The average person over 60 years of age cannot do it!
1. This is this cat.2. This is is cat.3. This is [...]
A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at Gasthaus Gutenberger restaurant because the waitress’s there have low cut blouses and nice breasts.
10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they [...]
I really don’t think the warmth lasts very long using this method.
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~Your kids are becoming you, and you don’t like them. But your grandchildren are perfect!
~Going out is good. Coming home is better!
~When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now, you get discounts on everything: movies, hotels, flights, but you don’t feel like going to the trouble.
~You forget names, but it’s OK because other [...]
Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight.
When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son’s medicine-cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.
The son said : ‘I don’t think you should take one, Dad. They’re very strong and very expensive.’
‘How much?’ asked Grandpa.
‘$10.00 a pill.’ answered the son.
‘I [...]