According to the New York Post, Lindsay Lohan has filed a ONE-HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR lawsuit against E-Trade for featuring a toddler named “Lindsay” in one of their eminently adorbz stock-trading baby ads (above), which allegedly “violated Lohan’s rights under New York state civil-rights law.”

How’s that, you ask? Well, according to Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, [...]