Mysteries of life

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Thanks, Sandie
 
 

A bear encounter

 

That wasn’t beary nice 😂

Posted by NTD Television on Sunday, January 22, 2017

 

Thanks, Lloyd
 

Wedgie Prank

When your girlfriend had a little too much to drink…

Thanks, Wirecutter
 

Down too long

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Sleeping on the job

When You’re Caught Sleeping On The Job

When all you want is a 10 minute nap 😴 😂

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Posted by UNILAD on Thursday, June 9, 2016

 

 

 

The Giant Pizza Challenge

$1,000 is up for grabs!

This Giant Pizza Challenge Is Insane

54 inch pizza, two hours, eight mates to win £1,000… 🍕😋

Posted by The LAD Bible on Monday, January 23, 2017

 

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Looks like a real franchise opportunity!!

Thanks Gene
 

I’m in bed

Thanks, Mike (from Spain)
 
 

The Creation of Dog

Thanks, Kevin
 

A Talking Dog

A man sees a sign outside a house in England – ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’ He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there.
“Do you really talk?” he asks the dog.

“Yes,” the Labrador replies.

After recovering from the shock of hearing the dog talk, the man asks, “So, tell me your story.”

The Labrador looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the SAS. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one imagined that a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years.
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at Heathrow Airport to do some undercover security work, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded several medals. I got married, had a few puppies, and now I’ve just retired.”

The man is amazed. He goes back into the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

“Ten quid,” the owner says.

“£10!!? But this dog is absolutely amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheaply?”

“Because he’s a lying bastard, he’s never been out of our garden.”

Thanks, Linda
 
 
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