Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto .
The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. Just sit back, relax and….. OH, MY GOD !’
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you . While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!’
One Canadian passenger yelled…. ‘For f*�#�k�’s sake …….. You should see the back of mine !!!!