I’d have to be pretty desparate, for sure!
In the Army, the toilets were side by side, but still no walls. That was barely ok, because you didn’t have to be ‘balls in your face’, and eye to eye…. creepy!
I’d probably ask the guy if he’d like to play a little patty-cake, just to ease the tension.
…or, I could always bring in a big newspaper and pretend to read. …”Here, hold this up while I wipe!”
….or, according to grumpy, It’s a GIRL! …and she’s yours for life! I mean, wow, once you’ve taken a sh%t together while staring longingly into each others eyes, thats just got to stick indelably in your mind forever!
I don’t see any glory holes in the wall,…whew!
The big rolls of tissue that only allows three sheets at a time just screams 3rd world, and my guess is that there is a pisser trough on the other wall that drains onto the floor and runs out the door into the alley! (If you’ve ever been to Tijuana…… well, never mind, don’t want to get started..hahahahaaa.)