Sex on page 45

Page 45 describes your sex life

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38 comments to Sex on page 45

  • Jonco

    “It’s time to do some soul searching and some serious shopping.” – Podcast Solutions

  • sleepygirl2

    Perhaps you wonder what life was like in grandmother’s day, before women were called upon to take part in so many activities outside the home. -Heart-to-Heart Talks with Mothers

  • Grog

    “Remember: Men communicate to get somewhere.” from Winning the Toughest Customer,the Essential Guide to Selling to Women

  • A L N

    Working with no traction,or for that matter simply wasting away a day, dose not relax you, it drains you. – EntreLeadership.

  • Tim

    We march to conquer the Emerald City- to dethrone the Scarecrow King- to acquire thousands of gorgeous gems- to rifle the royal treasury- and to obtain power over our former oppressors!
    page 45 The Marvelous Land of Oz (OZ book 2)

  • tommyboy

    “They want to put me on the detail gang, plumbing up, I said no way, I’m a connector, I am not doing any tit work”

    Killshot – Elmore Lenord

  • Malakor

    “Attacker armed with a pole arm (javelin, spear, halberd, lance, etc.) must move at least 10′ prior to making an attack.”

    Heroes and Other Worlds roleplaying game

  • Keith

    The book nearest to me only has 30 pages so I guess I won’t have any sex life this year.

  • Tim

    I want a recount–the book nearest to me is a notebook and I have not written anything on page 45.

  • “Well, you should take comfort in the fact that now it’s just your neighborly CIA over there watching you through binoculars.”

  • allikat433

    Your baby’s first glimpse of the world… (complete with a picture of random people in a circle).

    -How not to kill your baby – A slightly useless guide

    (Baby Charlotte is due in 6 weeks)

  • Bren

    “What’s that?” whispered Judy. – Andrew Lost In the Desert

    Pretty good.

  • FallenGrace

    I actually have 2 books one on top the other on my desk.

    “Do you eat them?”
    -Safe Haven

    But that night provided far more than a fishing memory.
    – The Dash Making a Difference with your life

  • crispy

    “Sit up straight.”

  • KA

    “The Italian people were alternatively humiliated and cavalier about all this domination.” – Eat, Pray, Love

    Fantastic.

  • tweety

    “What a difference a day can make.” – Fifty Shades Darker

  • hcmom

    “Obviously, Nova Sicilia has its own security, too” — Snow Crash

  • Mathman54

    “Apes, may I speak to you a moment?” ̶ Honey and Salt, Carl Sandburg (That’s right! I’m reading a POETRY book this week.)

  • Mark Cramer

    “By moving responsibility for idNum generation inside the body class, we have prevented errors of this kind.” The Java programming language, 3rd edition. That’s strangely appropriate. :)

  • Nice2Cu

    As these heavy animals in great herds trampled the land, they changed the character of the soil, compressing it and filling the porous spaces left by decaying grass roots. The Web of Life (my son’s science book happened to be the closest one at hand)

  • hikiko

    “There was another Jew from Krakau who told about how he met Oskar that fall, and almost killed him” Schindlers List ( translation most likely not accurate XD )

  • Bill

    The nearest book was the yellow pages. I wasn’t ready for this…

  • Pile of Pooh

    “In-rack sprinklers shall be permitted to be placed less than 6 ft (1.8 m) on center.” – NFPA 13, 2002 ed.

  • Blake

    “Even with such glazing and excellent shading, window surface areas over 20% of the wall surface make it more difficult to meet energy targets.”

    -The ASHRAE Guide for Buildings in Hot & Humid climates, 2nd ed.

  • Steve

    Some of the things you can do with Twitter include:
    Successful Business Communication

  • Emilie

    Or put cooked rice or a little instant tapioca or a handful of the smallest kind of vermicelli into any soup you may have. –How to Cook a Wolf

  • Robert

    “Midrange and high-frequency patterns should overlap as little as possible to prevent destructive comb filtering.” -Choosing loudspeakers, Audio Production

  • Bojo

    “Recent customer service studies have shown that the increasing dependence on and infiltration of technology into our lives has created a universal hunger for more personal interaction.” ~ Frontline Profit Machind, Ziad Khoury

  • Sheila

    “As cars went, this one was a work of art.”

    “Divine Evil” by Nora Roberts

  • MCW

    Even as I beheld this a lurid green glare lit the road about me and showed the distant woods towards Addlestone. – War of the Worlds – H.G. Wells

  • Clair

    Should I be disturbed?

    “The southern region of ancient Iraq.”
    The Genesis Plague – Michael Byrnes

  • Jonco

    While I think these are interesting, most are hard to put into the category of describing one’s sex life.

  • victoria

    “not representations, not some kind of planetarium—stars.” steven baxter- the time ships.

  • Canapanda

    I don’t own books, does that mean its non-existent?
    =/

  • HJ

    “If the length is zero, the right side is inserted into the array before the start position; no elements are removed.” -Programming Ruby, Dave Thomas

 
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