23 thoughts on “The nearest book explains your sex life…

  1. Mr. Burrell declared that it is time to “lighten up and fret less about being tasteful.”
    — Population 485

  2. He carried her saddle towel in his right hand and a smile that stretched from the jocks’ room to the paddock.

  3. This cryptic message indicates that your document is intended to be compliant with the HTML 4.01 final DTD defined by the World Wide Web Consortium (W3C).
    HTML & XHTML The Definitive Guide

  4. “Well, some me’s shrunk and some of me’s swollen up.”
    – Lean Mean Thirteen, Janet Evanovich
    (Yikes! This is fun. I’m going to send this game on to friends. Thanks Jonco.)

  5. “If you have a negative fFN test, it’s unlikely you’ll go into preterm labor within the next few weeks after the test.”

    -What to Expect When You’re Expecting

    (which is also appropriate to the original post)

  6. He followed her deep into the forest, brushing aside the bushes, until all they could hear was their own breaths. –Is This Tomorrow

  7. The core Advanced Fihghtin fantasy rules are incredbly simple, requiring two six sided dice, which is supposed to . . .

  8. “On completion of this chapter, you will understand the legal issues that affect decisions made in the out-of-hospital environment.”

  9. Not entirely clear how it relates to my sex life, but the nearest book is the one given to the daughter of my Great Grandfather’s Grandfather on her wedding day Feb 4, 1854. The paragraph on page 45 is from Genesis 31-8.

  10. “Few shooters realize that the natural color of nitrocellulose is a pale, greenish yellow.” Speer Reloading Manual #14

  11. “Yes. Alright, tell me briefly why you need help and why you would like to speak to a defense attache”
    The Charm School, Nelson Demille
    I have absolutely no idea what that’s got to do with my love life…?

  12. “Let us employ the Runge-Kutta methods and Algorithm 1.1 to solve for the motion of the well-known viscously damped spring-mass system pictured in Figure 1.21.
    -Orbital Mechanics for Engineering Students

  13. “Mix the almonds with the sugar, fat and eggs and beat well.”
    Home Baking – The Kitchen Library.

  14. “As your demeanor has been nonagressive and you carry no visible weapons, we are not authorized to employ heroic measures to ensure your cooperation,” the first MetaCop says.

  15. “When you become a Webelos Scout, you’re a member of a Webelos den and a Cub Scout pack.”
    -Cub Scout Webelos Handbook

    Great, that’ll teach me to keep my son’s handbook so close to the computer.

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