Buy A Guaranteed Virgin

Buy a wife

Thanks BigRedKev

mitchell

February 1, 2013 at 7:07 pm

i have never understood the allure of virgins
its like asking for a dance partner that has never danced or a cab driver that has never driven.

maybe its for guys who are afraid of being compared to a previous lover and coming up short, so to speak
Dacotah Kid

February 2, 2013 at 9:19 pm

I especially like the one-year guarantee if she runs off in the first year. That’s really solid merchandising!