Buy A Guaranteed Virgin

Buy a wife

Thanks BigRedKev

 

2 comments to Buy A Guaranteed Virgin

  • mitchell

    i have never understood the allure of virgins
    its like asking for a dance partner that has never danced or a cab driver that has never driven.

    maybe its for guys who are afraid of being compared to a previous lover and coming up short, so to speak

  • Dacotah Kid

    I especially like the one-year guarantee if she runs off in the first year. That’s really solid merchandising!

 
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