Me too. Love getting back in the car, putting my foot on the brake, and spending a few minutes having a snack & laughing at the arseholes that want MY space instead of the open one 30 feet away. Fills me with the Christmas spirit.
If you think that is funny, park in a handicapped spot, then try to back out while 500 cars go past knowing that you’re in a parking spot that they cannot use. Nobody ever lets you out. You’ll be stuck there all day.
Try this at the gym. Folks that are wanting to exercise will sit and wait to get as close to the door as they can.