If you have an ostrich in your colon, you might not be doing something right.
Looks interesting, but I’ve heard too many scary stories about gerbils. Ostrich is just way over the line for me! Thanks anyway.
Ostriches are BIG! I can picture somebody impaled on a Ostriches head, running at high speed through the outba……. Help, I’m sick!
Yes you are… but that’s why we let you hang out here.