I’m not even going to ask why the groom is throwing a Bouquet.
That’s what happened at my friend’s wedding when she threw the bouquet, it landed between myself and another gal, I kicked it towards her and walked away, problem solved.
LOL… I can picture you doing that.
Similar thing happened at a college clasmate’s wedding I went to. Bride tossed her garter and no one moved. Finally George couldn’t handle it and swooped it up no more than 2 inches above the floor. Good old George. We finally found a use for him.