Boy, is my Mom gonna be pissed when she finds out about the other four!
LOL Mary. Good one!
A plane crashes on the border between two nations. Where do you bury the survivors?
Generally speaking, you don’t bury the survivors until they die.
Speak for yourself…I’m the one with the shovel, not them.
LOL… Excellent point.
OK, so we are doing the IQ test for dummies…Do they have a 4th of July in England? Where was the Boston Tea Party held? What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
Yes, Boston, and dickie-do, cause my belly sticks out farther!
OH OH ITS MARY O.O
WOW! That is one of the most grammatically messed up test questions I’ve ever seen. I could answer that question, but I don’t want to be seen as encouraging this kind of flagrant flogging of our beautiful language.