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Danica Patrick autograph

Race care driver Danica Patrick signs her autograph on a man’s chest. 

I’m sort of curious what his autograph would look like if this were reversed.      ;-)

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Baby vs. Beer

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Best (or Worst) Headline of the Day

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30 Years of Elf Handiwork

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Holiday Eating Tips

1.   Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they’re serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It’s rare… You cannot find it any other time [...]

Slithery thief injured in fall

A thief apparently looking to steal copper from equipment on the roof of a Miami-Dade school fell more than two stories, a debilitating plunge that left him unable to walk, apparently with a broken hip or leg. The hapless Spiderman was captured by security cameras at Charles Wyche Elementary School in Miami Gardens.

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Renaming Christmas Carols

Do you know these Christmas songs?

.1. Colorless Yule

.2. Castanean-colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration

.3. Singular Yearning for the Twin Anterior Incisors

.4. Righteous Darkness

.5. Arrival Time: 2400 Hrs.. Weather: Cloudless

.6. Loyal Followers Advance

.7. Far Off in a Feeder

.8. Array the Corridors

.9. Bantam Male Percussionist

10. Monarchal [...]

A thong-off at the office

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Who said cigarettes kill?

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Caption contest – 263

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