8 thoughts on “Caption Contest – 264

  1. He didn’t have the proper lights, warning signals, back-up beeper, plates, seat belts, license, GVW, or prompt waste disposal unit.
    They’ve really taken all the fun outta poor ole Santa.

  2. After Santa heard the news of riots and fights to get Air Jordon shoes, he thought having security was the only prudent thing to do.

  3. But Officer….
    No Santa! Even if you were delivering clothes to those women you can’t double park in front of a strip club.


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