8 thoughts on “Caption Contest – 264

  1. He didn’t have the proper lights, warning signals, back-up beeper, plates, seat belts, license, GVW, or prompt waste disposal unit.
    They’ve really taken all the fun outta poor ole Santa.

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  2. After Santa heard the news of riots and fights to get Air Jordon shoes, he thought having security was the only prudent thing to do.

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  3. But Officer….
    No Santa! Even if you were delivering clothes to those women you can’t double park in front of a strip club.

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