B&P poem contest

I think that I shall never see

A clever poem about Bits and P

A poem that makes me smile with glee

Just might earn you a B&P tee.


Got a little verse in you?  Post it in a comment. and you might win a Bits & Pieces T-Shirt.

Deadline is Monday at 9 pm (CST).  I’ll announce a winner Tuesday morning.



14 thoughts on “B&P poem contest

  1. There’ a place I go every day, you see
    Jonco’s place, that’s B&P
    It’s a nice little spot to visit on the net
    where there’s some of the nicer folks that I’ve met

    There’s interesting stories, jokes and memes
    animal photos, and talk of sports teams
    He’s got contests for readers, every now and then
    And he always plays fair to both women and men

    He doesn’t really lean to the left or the right
    He just stands back and let’s us fight
    But it’s never about hatred on the old B&P
    It’s all about fun and cool things to see

    So we all salute Jonco, our man at the top
    May B&P go on, and never, ever stop!


  2. There was a man from Saint Louis
    who wrote a blog to amuse us.
    It was called Bits and Pieces
    where the fun never ceases
    even when there’s a big fuss.


  3. OMG, You’ll LOL
    Or, Maybe learn
    So,what the hell
    It’s better than
    A bathroom reader
    Videos make it
    So much sweeter
    Contests and blogs
    Photos to caption
    Whatzits and Whosits
    And funny reactions
    A smile, a laugh
    A way to de-stress
    Bits and Pieces
    Is the best


  4. The Internet is very large
    And full of lots of things.
    I don’t have time to search it all
    And find that one cat that sings.

    But thankfully there is someone
    Who took that time instead.
    Now I can see all I want
    From the comfort of my bed.

    If I had to give props to a single person,
    I’d give them to Jonco.
    Because he works so hard and long,
    B&P is the place to go.

    I thank you, Jonco, for giving me
    The time to do what I please,
    Though your website is the cause
    Of all my C’s and D’s.


  5. Bits & Pieces is the place to be
    Jonco’s place, with Gus and Trixie.
    I come here for giggles, I come here for laughs,
    for Friday Firesmith, & for Sunday Confession gasps!
    Song Saturdays are definitely the best,
    with Maffu on the Mic, & guitar on his chest.
    BP gets real quiet when Jonco is away,
    When he’s in Vegas or Cali, for another post I pray.
    When I’m tired of waiting and I want to to quit,
    I’ll spend some alone time over at Naughty Bits.



  6. Of all the bloggers I know
    There are just too few that show
    The best of the web Pole to Pole

    Tho they all post and share
    They just can’t compare
    To Jonco from “Show-me state” MO.

    So, if you need a good tune, shock, or laugh
    Or just want a distraction and-a-half
    B-n-P is the place you should go.


  7. A nicer man you’ll seldom meet,
    and Jonco’s tall…well over six feet.
    His BABBQs can’t be beat,
    He serves up whole herds of flame-grilled meat.

    The beer is ice cold and the welcome is warm
    and making new friendships is always the norm.
    His family and friends are truly the best,
    Sun grown and corn fed—the very face of our Midwest.

    While in their fair city they treat you like kings,
    and you quickly observe that what’s important’s not “things”…
    it’s the love and closeness of daughters and sons
    and nieces and nephews and even little four-legged ones.

    Over the years I’ve met people online
    from all over the globe…many now good friends of mine.
    We grieve and we celebrate the bad and the good,
    Sometimes we feel closer than in a “real” neighborhood.

    Like that muddy ol’ river that flows through that town,
    B&P is always there, it never lets you down.
    Through good times and tough, through our laughs and our sorrows,
    As long as B&P’s online, smiles will start all my tomorrows.


  8. If more than one “goose” are called “geeses”
    Then the plural of “moose” is called “meeses.”
    Since you axed for a rhyme,
    It looks like it’s time
    To rename your blog “Beets and Peeses.”


  9. Oh Wow all of you. You have me in happy tears. Beautiful! I don’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.
    You’re well loved Jonco.


  10. When first I rise…
    Before to bed I go
    I come to B&P & visit Jonco.

    I’ve laughed and I’ve cried
    Sometimes cursed, even sighed.

    I’ll tell you right now, yeah I admit it
    If this site were a woman
    I think I would hit it.

    The truth of the inchworm
    was explained to me
    nor inch nor worm it turned out to be
    I blinked twice, and cried “No feces?”
    Oh the things I’ve learned on Bits & Pieces.

    Sites may come and sites may go
    But I’ll always come to visit
    Gus, Trixie and…The 76 year old guy that runs this place.


  11. A couple of short ones:

    A wonderful page on the net
    Keeps us grinning and smilingly wet
    The Pieces and Bits
    Keep us laughing in fits
    So Jonco, who wins the bet?

    A B&P T-shirt
    A me from thee free-shirt
    If it’s to be, then let me see
    My freebee B&P T-shirt


  12. With apologies to Samuel F. Smith, 1808-1895

    My internet I love thee
    It brings me Bits and P
    That makes me sing
    I’ll be happy to win a tee
    I’ll toast you with chablis
    At my next big fling


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