21 thoughts on “How to fart

  1. Thank you so much for this post! For 56 I have been holding it in because no one ever told me how! Finally I know. Now, if you’ll excuse me …

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  2. A few years ago I accidentally swallowed a watch. I didn’t know what to do so I read a book like this just to pass the time.

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  3. I had a heated debate about this book with a friend over lunch. He had a cabbage dish, I had beans. Then we aired our differences.

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  4. “Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat ’em, the more you toot.
    The more you toot, the better you feel, so have some beans with every meal.”

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  5. The one thing I’m surprised that no one has mentioned yet is how dirty the floor of the male toilets get, half these guys can’t even aim straight!

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  6. I hear ya!

    (comment extender to get past the “its too short” Nazi… I’m starting to get a complex… I don’t have a camera so I’m not sure how the word got out)

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