Toto, Japan’s foremost toilet manufacturer, has made a motorized tricycle that runs on human crap. The saddle is a functional toilet, and if you can muster up enough colonic motility to keep up a steady stream, you could travel the world.
As the person drives, he can poop into the bowl, and that poop will be turned into fuel for the car. The motorcycle will be making its way from Kyushu to Tokyo over the next month.
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This gives a new meaning to “fart pipes.”
time to hit the Mexican place
Talk about gassing up.
I have questions:
Do you ride this thing butt nekkid?
What happens to the toilet paper?
How did Toto get from Kansas to Japan?
I heard it runs like crap.
Yeah, you can go … but you won’t be very popular when you get there.
I know a couple of guys who could use one that runs on bullshit.
I’m pretty sure I know their third cousins twice removed up here.
The campaign buses have run on BS for years. Heck, decades.