A frog walks into a bank…

Walking frogA frog walks into a band and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack .

” Miss Whack , I’d  like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.”

Patty looks  at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, “Sure.  I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as  collateral.”

She holds up the tiny pink  elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?”

(folks, you’re gonna luv this)

The bank manager looks back at her and says…

“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”

Thanks Brother Paul


6 thoughts on “A frog walks into a bank…

  1. OK, how about this one:

    Did you hear about the man who wanted a brain transplant? Fortunately, the doctors were able to change his mind.


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