Jump over the moon?

I can’t even jump over the fence!

Stuck cow

DJ

August 30, 2011 at 2:41 pm

B&P reader Cowracer has a bad day at the track after losing control on turn five.
- DJ
  
  August 30, 2011 at 4:28 pm
  
  I think the problem was steer~ing.
DJ

August 30, 2011 at 4:30 pm

Cowabungle!
DJ

August 30, 2011 at 6:52 pm

This brand was leather-equipped, but didn’t even have a horn.
DJ

August 30, 2011 at 7:00 pm

When the cops get there, they’re gonna grill her till the c… oh never mind.
DJ

August 30, 2011 at 7:03 pm

She’s gonna have a nasty bellyache.
And another one.
And another one.
And another one.
DJ

August 30, 2011 at 7:17 pm

Got winch?
DJ

August 30, 2011 at 7:27 pm

Now we know why cars are named after birds and horses, but never cattle.
- Joey
  
  August 31, 2011 at 8:32 am
  
  What about Dodge Ram?
DJ

August 30, 2011 at 7:42 pm

How you gonna keep ‘em down on the farm, after they’ve seen Paree…
Road?
DJ

August 30, 2011 at 7:46 pm

Tired of being treated like cattle by Farmer Jon, Elsie too late realized her escape plan lacked a good exit strategy.
DJ

August 30, 2011 at 7:47 pm

“Oh not much, Dall. Just hangin out by the fence. How bout ewe?”
grumpy

August 30, 2011 at 9:49 pm

But, the grass was greener over there