With all the fear of radiation fallout from Japan I thought it might be useful to tell you about a cheap, effective, homemade radiation tester you can easily assemble and rely upon. 
Just follow these simple instructions:
OPEN A BAG OF MICROWAVE POPCORN
LEAVE IT ON YOUR KITCHEN COUNTER
IF IT STARTS POPPING, YOU’RE SCREWED.
Thanks Bella
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Love ya, Bella! I’m glad I got you watching out for me.
I bet that joke would be a lot funnier if I lived somewhere else.
Thanks Mathman54! Back ‘atcha.
Crispy, I meant no harm. How is it going over there? Keep us updated. Bella.