This is my all time favorite blonde joke.
A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took It to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, ‘Why, that’s a Thermos….. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.’
‘Wow’, said the blonde, ‘that’s amazing….I’m going to buy it!’
So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day. Her boss saw it on her desk. ‘What’s that,’ he asked?
‘Why, that’s a Thermos…. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,’ she replied.
Her boss inquired, ‘What do you have in it?’
The blond replied……’Two popsicles & some coffee.’
Thanks Gene
Why did the blonde woman have a sore belly button?
Because blonde guys are stupid, too.
My favorite blonde joke is more fit for Naughty Bits.
The best blond joke is this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rNfZxgkH7k
“Being selected this month’s Miss August is a complement I will remember for as long as I can. I am a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA but my goal is to be a veterinarian because I love children.” Gotta love it–once you get your head wrapped around all the jokes in this quote.
Q: What do you call an intelligent blonde?
A: A Golden Retriever.
Q: Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than he gave horses?
A: So they wouldn’t poop in the street during parades.