… you bought 25 bottles of Nyquil?
… if doctors were car mechanics?
… you put your car in reverse while driving?
… I would dig a tunnel through the Earth and jumped in it?
… you put your hand in the Large Hadron Collider?
… you drank 13 beers while running a marathon?
… the post office had competition?
… if you ate one of those silica gel packets?




The Nyquil one is a classic, loved it! I have always wanted to do something like this.
I agree, that was hilarious!
Great articles, but kinda like asking an engineer what time it is: he tells you how to make a watch!
I feel very smart now
I want to talk to those people that HAVE eaten the entire contents of a silica gel packets…just to see if they want fries with the burger I’m buying them.
That’s a great post dude!