To prevent impulsive purchases, wait a week before purchasing. If you still want it, buy it; if not, don’t waste your money.
The 60 Second Rule. If there’s something that needs to be done and it takes less than 60 seconds to do, then don’t put it off–do it immediately. If you’re a terrible procrastinator like I am, you’ll be surprised just how much petty shit you can eliminate from your life.
Everybody makes mistakes. Try not to shove it down their throat, especially after they have admitted it.
Keep an extra roll of toilet paper within reachable distance from the toilet.
Sheet of toilet paper in the toilet kills the splash.
Three things not to be cheap on . . . Bed, Shoes, Toilet Paper
When lighting a fire, use dry pine cones to get things started.
Look for thrift stores that are hard to get to via public transit, they usually have the best stuff.
Girls are expensive
If you have a default installation of windows XP, Press cntrl-alt-delete twice on login, type in ‘Administrator’ with no password. Boom. You’re in
if you want to make an essay longer, do cntl-‘F’ search for “.” change period size from 12 to 14
If you get a brain freeze, press your tongue to the roof of your mouth
Honesty gets respect. If you are respected you will get better opportunities.
Put that you were time’s 2006 person of the year on your resume. In 2006, Time made ‘Everyone” the person of the year
Tapping on the top of a soda can will make it fizz less
If you forget someones name simply say ” Sorry, what was your name again?” They may look annoyed, but once they tell you say “No, I meant your last name” boom. First and last name.
Listen to music if you are in a bad mood
If you find yourself being lame, stop being lame and be AWESOME instead.